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		<title>Stupid guard</title>
		<link>http://zai1806.wordpress.com/2008/04/29/stupid-guard/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 10:05:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I just photoshopped my picture with me having snakebites. I don&#8217;t know how to describe. But i still can say that i want want snakebites. 
Today damn funny la. Lol. The usual 3 of us went out of the gate despite ow telling us for don&#8217;t know how many times that we cannot go home [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=zai1806.wordpress.com&blog=3177689&post=845&subd=zai1806&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><br /><p>I just photoshopped my picture with me having snakebites. I don&#8217;t know how to describe. But i still can say that i want want snakebites. </p>
<p>Today damn funny la. Lol. The usual 3 of us went out of the gate despite ow telling us for don&#8217;t know how many times that we cannot go home at 12.45pm even though lessons ended. Haha. The guard was like standing near the gate. But after that, he went into the guard post. Damn fking funny la. The gate was widely opened for us to go out. Lol. So we went out sneakily lo. Lol. Haha. So funny. Very ci ji also. Haha. I want to try again next time. But i don&#8217;t think we will be able to since this time we may be able to sneak out was because ow wasn&#8217;t here today. Ooooo. Nevermind. </p>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:30:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was bored so i started to look at my fingers. LOL. I realised that my left hand ring finger is significantly longer than my right&#8217;s. I was like &#8220;oooooooOOOOOOOoooooh.&#8221; Hah. 
Was bored to the max so i went to stomp. OMG. There are some VRs of och. Damn fking scary i tell you. But [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=zai1806.wordpress.com&blog=3177689&post=835&subd=zai1806&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><br /><p>I was bored so i started to look at my fingers. LOL. I realised that my left hand ring finger is significantly longer than my right&#8217;s. I was like &#8220;oooooooOOOOOOOoooooh.&#8221; Hah. </p>
<p>Was bored to the max so i went to stomp. OMG. There are some VRs of och. Damn fking scary i tell you. But i still want to go there leh.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.singaporevr.com/vrs/oldchangihospital/oldchangihospital.html">1</a><br />
Kaoz. The lift damn fking scary la.<br />
<a href="http://www.singaporevr.com/vrs/oldchangihospital/oldchangihospital_dark.html">2</a><br />
<a href="http://www.singaporevr.com/vrs/oldchangihospital/SingaporeParanormalInvestigators.html">3</a><br />
This one damn funny la. Lol. <em>Pontinanak </em>love pochong. HAHAHAHHA.</p>
<p>Ghost Sighting at Raffles Place<br />
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		<title>Damn zai</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Apr 2008 12:39:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[OMG. All i can say that the way mas selamat escaped is damn fking zai. LOL. GONE IN 49s. Haha. The way he escaped sounded like mission impossible la. 
The COI believes that while in the cubicle, Mas Selamat climbed onto the ledge located just below the ventilation window, pushed open the window and squeezed [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=zai1806.wordpress.com&blog=3177689&post=832&subd=zai1806&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><br /><p>OMG. All i can say that the way mas selamat escaped is damn fking zai. LOL. GONE IN 49s. Haha. The way he escaped sounded like mission impossible la. </p>
<blockquote><p>The COI believes that while in the cubicle, Mas Selamat climbed onto the ledge located just below the ventilation window, pushed open the window and squeezed himself through it.</p>
<p>He probably held on to a water pipe running vertically down the external wall of the toilet.</p></blockquote>
<p>LIKE ZOMGWTFBBQ. Jacky chan style sia. Lol. And its like kind of stupid that the window didn&#8217;t have grills la. Something even more AMAZING:</p>
<blockquote><p>He then entered a urinal cubicle, closed the door and turned on a water tap inside the cubicle. One guard stood outside the cubicle door, while the other was outside the main toilet door.</p>
<p>After a while, the guard outside the cubicle felt Mas Selamat was taking too long. But instead of checking, he alerted the second guard outside the toilet, who alerted the female Duty Operative.</p>
<p>The Duty Operative then alerted a male Assistant Case Officer, who ran in, kicked open the door and found Mas Selamat gone. The ventilation window in the cubicle was left open.</p></blockquote>
<p>Why can&#8217;t the guard just freaking go into the cubicle and check. Still must alert the other guards. OMG. His fking obtuse la. Zzzzzzzz. But i still must say that mas selamat is really damn ZAI!!!!!!!!  (:</p>
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Window mas selamat escaped from</p>
<p>rather random: lao niang&#8217;s dream kit. Which i think will forever remain as a dream. <img src='http://s.wordpress.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_razz.gif' alt=':P' class='wp-smiley' /><br />
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		<title>Being stupid&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 23 Mar 2008 12:42:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m in love with english rock songs recently. And guess what, while i was listening to my chemical romance songs, there was this sudden screaming and scared the shit out of me. I really jumped out la. LOLS! Omg. I didn&#8217;t know i could be shocked by a song other than my baobeis Tong Kuai. [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=zai1806.wordpress.com&blog=3177689&post=796&subd=zai1806&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><br /><p><i>I&#8217;m in love with english rock songs recently. And guess what, while i was listening to my chemical romance songs, there was this sudden screaming and scared the shit out of me. I really jumped out la. LOLS! Omg. I didn&#8217;t know i could be shocked by a song other than my baobeis Tong Kuai. Lol.</i></p>
<p>Went to celebrate my sister&#8217;s birthday today. 17 years old le. Still as retarded and stupid. Lol. Went to raffles place. Ate this fking expensive japanese food. OMG. We ate this sashimi which cost a bloody $200+. LIKE ZOMGWTFBBQ! My dad over ordered somemore. OMG. CRAZY sia. Went to look around for my belt. Aiyo. River island one too expensive, robinsons one a little cheaper but still expensive, billabong DAMN FUCKING EXPENSIVE. OMG. Sianz. So i didn&#8217;t get my belt lo. Zzzzzzzz. Realised that there&#8217;s this box like thing shop which is found in taiwan in raffles place basement. They are like copying taiwan&#8217;s one la. Zzzzz. But the stuffs inside are nice.</p>
<p>I don&#8217;t know why but everywhere i go, people always stare at me. Like WTF la. I know i very <i>good looking</i> la. PUIS.  LOLZ. Nevermind, i like the attention. Haha.</p>
<p>Was at robinsons and i looked at myself in the mirror. And i said this to my father:</p>
<blockquote><p>Pa you finally have a good looking offspring le.</p></blockquote>
<p>Yaya whatever. Lol. I&#8217;m deluding myself. Haha.</p>
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		<title>Lazy&#8230;.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Mar 2008 09:34:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have to do my S.S and chemistry and gong han homework but&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;. i feel so darn sleepy. Sianz. Let me satisfy my urge to sleep. Feel a little 空虛 cause i didn&#8217;t play the drums today. Hah. Nevermind, i will play after i do finish my work.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><br /><p>I have to do my S.S and chemistry and gong han homework but&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;. i feel so darn sleepy. Sianz. Let me satisfy my urge to sleep. Feel a little 空虛 cause i didn&#8217;t play the drums today. Hah. Nevermind, i will play after i do finish my work.</p>
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